Alas, I have found it. I have found that which quite possibly tops the 'most ridiculous thing ever' list. At least for this week. Rival at will.
Preface: If you know my family, you know we're hard-core dog people. At least where the German Shepard is concerned. And where 'overboard on the pup' is measured, we score a perfect 10. But these items cross all boundaries...
I present to you, Exhibit #1: Palladian Pet Estate
Would you like to spend more on a mansion for your dog than you do on your house payment? Would you like your doggy crate to remain inconspicuous with "eggshell acrylic enamel"? For a small fee of $1990, this "Renaissance-inspired architectural masterpiece" can be yours! Ask us about custom sizing to fit your furry friend.
And then we have, Exhibit #2: Small Doggie Den
Are you tired of little frou frou nipping at your heels all day? Wanting to entertain guests without the pooch running laps around the ladies? We have the solution for you! Throw the little trotline bait in the pup cupboard! Features a "soft black doorknob and door latch" and "ample space inside". For the low price of $600, you too can enjoy a quiet evening at home.
Um, do yourself a favor and get a large dog.
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